I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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