Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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