Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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