i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
