And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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