If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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