Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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