I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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