Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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