I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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