That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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