anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Holy shit dude........stairs
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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