She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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