just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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