oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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