No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
