Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Randomize
