if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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