i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I'm always down for nudity.
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