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(718): View more from New York

walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)

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(480): View more from Arizona

This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...

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(973): View more from New Jersey

So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family

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(949): View more from California

When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'

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(503): View more from Oregon

If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me

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(614): View more from Ohio

God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again

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(917): View more from New York City

Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.

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