were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Just cropdusted the office
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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