RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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