Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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