maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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