was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Who died my cat blue again?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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