Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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