After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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