I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
they need to just BURY HIM!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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