I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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