I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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