Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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