Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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