Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just threw up on my dentist
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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