How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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