I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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