woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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