I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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