Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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