There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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