Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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