i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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