kristin has been a bad kristin
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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