Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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