that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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