More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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