I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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