What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Randomize
