idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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