Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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