About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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