Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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