I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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