I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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