if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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