Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
