i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
