Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
ok first of all what the fuck
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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